Real Jeff on the Take. Welcome.
Hello Victoria. There has been a degree of speculation in this campaign over a few of my Party's business dealings. What most of you don't realise is just how little I actually get. I can't tell you the number of times I've sold of some billion dollar state asset to such and such a company for the sake of a few shares, only to have the same American business man hit on my missus like I didn't exist. Entertaining billionaires is a lousy job. A man gets pent up.

But I've always been able to count on you Victoria to overlook most of my indiscretions, so sit back and enjoy this page, as I lay it all bare for you.

spotlight on...
this week: Criminaliberal

how to do it!
a 12 step program to kicking the democracy habit

early retirement and a royal commission (coming soon)
Jeff talks about how he imagines life after politics

teflon man - the game (coming soon)
To play teflon man you take a big pile of 'ka ka' and throw it at Jeff as he ducks and weaves. At first it seems too easy because Jeff is so easy to hit. The skill lies in making it stick.

Dance boy!

political subtleties - the big stick game (coming soon)
This is real politick at its bloodiest. Your opponents are public servants, reporters, school children and anything else that gets in your way. Not recommended for children under 15.

audio clips...
Jeff on 3AW (edit)
42sec, 83k. You'll need an mp3 player like winamp to hear this.